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"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

Dog putting coin into a 'Leg Ride' machine

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Angry pensioner

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

The latest range in Muscle cars.

"Just relax and hold still."

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Trainspotters.

The headless moped driver

Tea Cup Ride

Cylinder Head

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Ryan Bayley

Okay, Ernie, tell me if my left turn indicator is on. Yes - No - Yes - No - Yes.

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'