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"Just relax and hold still."

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"What old school? This is my life."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

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Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

People and robots

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Mad cleaning robot.

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Machine Wipes Sweat From Surgeon's Brow.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'