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Desk Repairs

'I hate daylight saving time!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"What old school? This is my life."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Science Fair Judgements

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

Entropy.