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'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Mad cleaning robot.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Machine Wipes Sweat From Surgeon's Brow.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.