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'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

City Windfarms.

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Ecological electricity

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.