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'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

City Windfarms.

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Ecological electricity

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

'Ted failed to follow the advice on his eye drops that he should not operate heavy machinery after using them. Now he's trying to figure out who to sue.'

Ukrainian Tractors Pull Russian Tanks