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'Let's not go by the book.'

"What old school? This is my life."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Ancient taxi

Step aerobics

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Inflatable car

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Ducks crossing.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Piggy bank #4: factory.