Mobile Machination Fan Gifts

Tarzan mobile phone

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"What old school? This is my life."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Step aerobics

Ancient taxi

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Inflatable car

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

Ducks crossing.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'