Mobile Home Fan Gifts

'Nice extension.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Addiction to mobile.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Tarzan mobile phone

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

Ducks crossing.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Push Notifications

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.