Mechanical Ride Fan Pillows

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

Dog putting coin into a 'Leg Ride' machine

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Angry pensioner

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

The latest range in Muscle cars.

"Just relax and hold still."

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Cylinder Head

Tea Cup Ride

Trainspotters.

The headless moped driver

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."