Low-rider Enthusiast Pillows

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

CLEAR!

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Parents compare buggies

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

Exploring Paris.

Trike lowrider

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"