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Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

'Well it looks like the skull fracture is fixed up nicely. However, the broken leg will require a rather different procedure.'

'My new girlfriend's OK I suppose, but she has an arse like the back of a cart-horse'

"Ah that's better. Now where were we?"

"It's a difficult condition to treat. If it was a simple thing like a broken leg, I'd probably just shoot you."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kongs first christmas

'I think they're up to something.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knight walking a dog.

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Castle Efficiency

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Centaur Sprinter

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."