Creature Feature Fans Prints

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"No, actually this is the first time I've used Dreamdate.com. How about you?"

"How am I rampaging?"

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Neptune

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Bubble gum leaves

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Phoenix

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

The next damn Batman.

Born of the Dead

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"