Newton's Fan T-Shirts

Physics Lab. Sorry I'm late, but "a body at rest," you know.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

You must be this tall.

Missing You.

Baby rocks!

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Formula One car origami

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Dog Scalextric

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Dadonomics

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."