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"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

"It doesn't look too promising."

Concert Pianist.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Modern Major General

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Frederic Chopin

Antonio Vivaldi

Edvard Grieg

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Cesar Franck

Maestro

"Brat"

Sergey Rahmaninov

Happy Violinist

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

Camille Saint-Saens

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria Puccini

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

Jean Sibelius.

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.

Required Reeding.

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Felix Mendelssohn

Ralph Vaughan Williams

Claude Debussy

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

'Composer'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"