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Maestro

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Concert Pianist.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I noticed a few browns."

Merry Christmas

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Sergey Rahmaninov

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.