Sonata Finisher T-Shirts

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Concert Pianist.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

First past the post.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Maestro

Sergey Rahmaninov

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Jean Sibelius.

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'No dessert? You mean I ate all that food for nothing?'

Beethoven's 10th

Fritz Kreisler.

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

The Moonlight Sonata

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Formula One Finish Line.

Harpist

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

'I am...an idiot.'

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

"It doesn't look too promising."

"For goodness sake, let go of your book! you don't have to finish the chapter!"