Speech Bubble Savant Gifts

Real speech bubble.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ban on Free Speech

Inclusive speech

Bubble Gum Farms.

What's normal?

Dialogue

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

MLK

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Hanging off every word...

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

William Pitt the Elder

Time for speeches

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Orator translates in many languages.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."