Saying Savant Gifts

They say you should always leave the table a little hungry, but I can't wait around that long.

M.D. It just doesn't work like that --- You can't make yourself too big to fail.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

The breakup

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Piggy Bank ATM

Office of the PR of the United States

Tarzan mobile phone

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

The Good Breathing Guide

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'