Synonym Savant Gifts

Man synonomally explaining that he wished he hadn't been given a Thesaurus.

Thesaurus Editors Applicants,Candidates,Entrants,Inquirers,Job-seekers.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Piggy Bank ATM

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'Nuff said.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Lady speaking to a man about her name

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

Scrooge and his piggy bank

"Once I started doing tech-support for family and friends, i had to get a bigger piggy bank."

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."

Easter Bunny HQ. We'll need to add more staff this year --- They also want us to hide their nest eggs.

Product placement in cartoons.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"So, Humberto, you moved to the United States just last month?"

My latest invention is genius. It's an affinity card for our best customers. That's not a new idea. Airlines, rental car agencies, hotels … They all have loyalty programs where you can earn discounts and special treatment. Spare me. Ours has a way better name: The Cafe Exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program. And we don't trouble customers with confusing discounts and benefits. All hail the VIP premier cheapskate.

"Don't waste time on Daddy. Mummy's the money."

Subtitle: Woof.

"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."