Surname Savant Gifts

Lady speaking to a man about her name

Felix Mendelssohn

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Sir Edward Elgar

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Anton Bruckner.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Benjamin Britten

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Sergei Prokofiev.

Thesaurus Editors Applicants,Candidates,Entrants,Inquirers,Job-seekers.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"The lost password department's that way."

'Nuff said.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

Man synonomally explaining that he wished he hadn't been given a Thesaurus.

"The groomer used too much product."

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."

Product placement in cartoons.

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

"So, Humberto, you moved to the United States just last month?"

Benjamin Britten.