Simile Savant Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors a simile savant’s love of clever comparisons? Our collection features witty, creative items that showcase their talent for language and humor. Whether they’re into puns, poetic comparisons, or just love a good metaphor, you'll find something to spark their interest and make them smile.

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"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?" mockup

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?" mockup

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?" mockup

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?" mockup

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

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Felix Mendelssohn

Felix Mendelssohn mockup

Felix Mendelssohn mockup

Felix Mendelssohn mockup

Felix Mendelssohn mockup

Felix Mendelssohn

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Someone who knows apostrophes

Someone who knows apostrophes mockup

Someone who knows apostrophes mockup

Someone who knows apostrophes mockup

Someone who knows apostrophes mockup

Someone who knows apostrophes

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Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained mockup

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained mockup

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained mockup

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained mockup

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

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Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

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'It's cheaper than gas.'

'It's cheaper than gas.' mockup

'It's cheaper than gas.' mockup

'It's cheaper than gas.' mockup

'It's cheaper than gas.' mockup

'It's cheaper than gas.'

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'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.' mockup

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.' mockup

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.' mockup

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.' mockup

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

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"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!" mockup

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!" mockup

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!" mockup

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!" mockup

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

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Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

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"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!" mockup

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!" mockup

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!" mockup

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!" mockup

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

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'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....' mockup

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....' mockup

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....' mockup

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....' mockup

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

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East End Maps. mockup

East End Maps. mockup

East End Maps. mockup

East End Maps. mockup

East End Maps.

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Sir Edward Elgar

Sir Edward Elgar mockup

Sir Edward Elgar mockup

Sir Edward Elgar mockup

Sir Edward Elgar mockup

Sir Edward Elgar

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Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain mockup

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain mockup

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain mockup

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain mockup

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

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"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!" mockup

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!" mockup

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!" mockup

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!" mockup

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

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'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.' mockup

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.' mockup

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.' mockup

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.' mockup

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

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"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil." mockup

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil." mockup

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil." mockup

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil." mockup

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

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The breakup mockup

The breakup mockup

The breakup mockup

The breakup mockup

The breakup

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"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!" mockup

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!" mockup

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!" mockup

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!" mockup

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

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'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.' mockup

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.' mockup

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.' mockup

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.' mockup

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

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Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Antonin Leopold Dvorak mockup

Antonin Leopold Dvorak mockup

Antonin Leopold Dvorak mockup

Antonin Leopold Dvorak mockup

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

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Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!" mockup

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!" mockup

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!" mockup

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!" mockup

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

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Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's. mockup

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's. mockup

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's. mockup

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's. mockup

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

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Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged mockup

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged mockup

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged mockup

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged mockup

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

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Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3. mockup

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3. mockup

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3. mockup

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3. mockup

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

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'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.' mockup

'We need to change our marketing strategy.' mockup

'We need to change our marketing strategy.' mockup

'We need to change our marketing strategy.' mockup

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

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"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..." mockup

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..." mockup

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..." mockup

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..." mockup

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

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"House red, sir?"

"House red, sir?" mockup

"House red, sir?" mockup

"House red, sir?" mockup

"House red, sir?" mockup

"House red, sir?"

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'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.'

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.' mockup

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.' mockup

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.' mockup

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.' mockup

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.'

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The Good Breathing Guide

The Good Breathing Guide mockup

The Good Breathing Guide mockup

The Good Breathing Guide mockup

The Good Breathing Guide mockup

The Good Breathing Guide

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Office of the PR of the United States

Office of the PR of the United States mockup

Office of the PR of the United States mockup

Office of the PR of the United States mockup

Office of the PR of the United States mockup

Office of the PR of the United States

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'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!' mockup

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!' mockup

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!' mockup

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!' mockup

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

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Simile Savant Gifts Collection

Simile Savant Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that celebrate clever similes and linguistic wit—perfect for any language lover.

Simile Savant Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add humor and wit to their home, celebrating the art of the clever comparison.

Simile Savant Prints

Browse inspiring prints that honor their love of language and inventive similes—perfect for brightening any space.

Simile Savant T-Shirts

Discover fun T-shirts that showcase the clever comparisons a simile savant enjoys—great for expressing their creative side.