Saying Savant Pillows

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

The breakup

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Office of the PR of the United States

Piggy Bank ATM

The Good Breathing Guide

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'Marketing reports they're fooled all of the people all of the time.'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

"Those are all my passwords."

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'