Schooling Savant Pillows

"Working on your M.Ed. thesis when you should be teaching is not closing the research-classroom gap."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The wonderful world of cheese.

I did it my way.

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Where was I?

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Reuse it or lose it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Vaccines against Covid

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Friends of the Earth

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Piggy Bank ATM

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'He's a square!'

Industries with clean energy

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

Energy Saving Conference.

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Keep it simple