Support Savant Gifts

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Where was I?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Binge Watch

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"House red, sir?"

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

'Always bought low.'

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

"Tech may be shaking things up a bit but I don't see technology as a threat..."

The Computer takes a drinks break.

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

Vitamin D

Great customer care is not optional.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba