Share Savant Gifts

'Always bought low.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Decision Making Block

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

'Tech stocks performed better today after the market was defragged.'

'I say we try it.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7."

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'