'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'
Shares Savant Gifts
If you’re shopping for someone who loves to share ideas, inspire others, and embrace their creative flair, our curated selection of gifts is perfect. From witty coffee mugs to eye-catching art prints, these items celebrate their passion for sharing and creativity, making every day more inspiring and fun. Explore unique designs that resonate with their inventive spirit and bring a smile every time they use or see their favorite piece.
Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks
'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'
It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!
"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"
Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.
"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."
'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'
"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."
"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."
"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."
'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'
'Get me some shares in public opinion.'
'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'
A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".
"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7."
'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'
'Tech stocks performed better today after the market was defragged.'
'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'
'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'
Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."
'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'
'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'
"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."
Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.
"Today big pharma stocks rose on news 'down' is a state of mind that can be treated by pharmaceuticals."
"House red, sir?"
'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'
"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."
'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'
Piggy Bank ATM
'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'
TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!
'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'
'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'
Shares Savant Gifts Collection
Shares Savant Mugs
Looking for more ways to inspire? Explore our range of creative-themed mugs that celebrate sharing ideas and inventiveness.
Shares Savant Pillows
Discover our pillows that feature fun, creative motifs to brighten any space and reflect a passion for sharing and innovation.
Shares Savant Prints
Browse our art prints collection to find inspiring and witty designs that showcase the beauty of sharing ideas and creative expression.
Shares Savant T-Shirts
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