Scottish Sound Seeker Gifts

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Musical notes bubble gum.

Music downloads

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The subwoofers really help."

Band Practice

Little Piano

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Felix Mendelssohn

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Unsound

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Orchestra playing.

A dog in a room jumps in fright from the sound of a guitar string suddenly breaking.

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

"You definately have a musical ear"

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

"That's just sick."