Scottish Sound Seeker T-Shirts

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Music downloads

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Check out this new store."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The subwoofers really help."

Band Practice

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Little Piano

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Felix Mendelssohn

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Unsound

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Orchestra playing.

"You definately have a musical ear"

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

A dog in a room jumps in fright from the sound of a guitar string suddenly breaking.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

"That's just sick."

"I bray, therefore I am."