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The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Check out this new store."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Mohammad's motors

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"The subwoofers really help."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Toenail clipping missile.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.