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Uneasy Listening

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Band Practice

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Cheer up...'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

Felix Mendelssohn

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"