Ocean Sound Seeker T-Shirts

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Music downloads

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Check out this new store."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Band Practice

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"We're luckier than most people..."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

'Sorry I'm late'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Unsound

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.