Boutique Hunter Pillows

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"There's more inside."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Customer Convention

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

A man shoots at a drone.

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'You must have something in my size?'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.