Boutique Enthusiast Pillows

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'Well, tests show that you have had a small heart attack - what one might call a boutique heart attack.'

"Great demographics. We can charge whatever we want, and the people in this neighborhood will pay it."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"That shirt is so last year."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Online Shopping.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."