Boutique Enthusiast Mugs

'Well, tests show that you have had a small heart attack - what one might call a boutique heart attack.'

"Great demographics. We can charge whatever we want, and the people in this neighborhood will pay it."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"That shirt is so last year."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Online Shopping.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Doulton Canada Geese

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."