Chic Enthusiast Pillows

Sloane Ranger.

"I can't walk in these shoes, which is a problem, because I can't sit down in this skirt."

Wearing all black

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Joined at the hipster.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

'Too much for the school run?'

His and Her wardrobe's

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."