Fashion Hunter Pillows

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Shopping Trips

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Born to be Mild.

Western Outfitters.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Suits 50% Off

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

Hipster Police Department

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'

The next big thing

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"