Fashion Thrill Seeker Pillows

'£200, your husband will kill you! No way, I'll wrap it in brown paper and tell him I bought it in a jumble sale.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Changing Room Decisions

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'll take it!'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Underweird bras."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."