Fashion Hunter Prints

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Shopping Trips

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Born to be Mild.

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Western Outfitters.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Suits 50% Off

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

Easter Bonnet

Hipster Police Department

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Hospital gown pageant.

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."