Vintage Store Explorer T-Shirts

Lost generation: MOM & POP & GRANDKIDS...fresh fruits & veggies.

The Vineyard

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"How soon will this be a remnant

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Crap others threw out

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Wine: New & Old!!!

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

'Does it have colour?'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Style

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Thrift Store. Maybe society would be less polarized if everybody bought used footwear. We learn a lot by walking in somebody else's shoes.

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."