Vintage Vault Explorer T-Shirts

"Old clothing? Hang on, I may have my old school uniform up in the attic..."

The Vineyard

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Tourist

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Wine: New & Old!!!

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

All Major Cash Honored.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Antique silver

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"I'll take it."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Does it have colour?'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

Garage sale.

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

George Washington

The Other day in virology....

The traveling Yard Sale.

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

Oliver plucks up spirit

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

Greenwich Fair

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'