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'My secret receipe.' 'Kept in a big safe.'

Sir Winston Churchill

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Grandma's caf

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

1930's Lady.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Two Eggs Any Style

'Here we go again...'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Victorian Gentleman

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