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'My secret receipe.' 'Kept in a big safe.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grandma's caf

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1930's Lady.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Historic Bank Jobs.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Here we go again...'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Victorian Gentleman

Two Eggs Any Style

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'