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'Hold all my calls, Ms. Abernathy... I'm going to take a dip in the company vault.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Here we go again...'

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

Gymnast.

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Lair Freshner

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

Pole Jumping Collision

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Money in mousetrap

One never knows!

What do you mean vertigo ?

Fly

'Sorry, coach. We thought everyone had vaulted.'