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"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"There wasn't any food in their dumpster. All I found was a bunch of computer parts."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

He was forced to take early retirement.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

Sitting In

The Jacques Cousteau Story

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

Lair Freshner

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'

One never knows!

'I'm doing the great outdoors! I'll be taking off on my vacation right from work!'