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"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

Dive in...

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

Bird Diving Board.

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

'Uh-oh.'

Swan Diving

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

One never knows!

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

I love swimming.

'I knew it!'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

High platform competition finals at the Dumpster Diving World Olympics.

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

Auto Sales. I'm looking for something a little more loose-fitting.

He said he's a waterbed bug.