Dumpster Diver At Heart Gifts

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

Dive in...

Bird Diving Board.

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

'Uh-oh.'

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

One never knows!

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

I love swimming.

Swan Diving

'I knew it!'

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'