Dumpster Diving Daredevil Gifts

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Now hiring.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

The Shark Cage

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'I tried skydiving once but it scared the hell out of my dog!'

Lair Freshner

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'