Dumpster Diver Humorist Gifts

Stig of the dump.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Guide fish.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Fish Farm.

'I got one this small.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."