Dumpster Diving Adventurers Gifts

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Shark with fish lollipops

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

Lair Freshner

Mermaid Portaloo.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'