Dumpster Divers Gifts

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

He was forced to take early retirement.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Sitting In

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

Lair Freshner

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

One never knows!

'I'm doing the great outdoors! I'll be taking off on my vacation right from work!'