Dumpster Diver Delight Gifts

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

Early Goths.

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

Lair Freshner

'Middle Class anchored to the Bottom!'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

High platform competition finals at the Dumpster Diving World Olympics.

One never knows!

'Yeah! Let's see LeBron James do THAT!'

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

Auto Sales. I'm looking for something a little more loose-fitting.

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'

Stig of the dump.

"I love this new Farm-to-Dumpster cuisine."

'Hold all my calls, Ms. Abernathy... I'm going to take a dip in the company vault.'

"There wasn't any food in their dumpster. All I found was a bunch of computer parts."

'They're are going deep.'